Well, your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass - I mean, uh - Simpson.
Removing ‘read’ or ‘seen’ from texts and DMs would lessen the level of anxiety in the world.
Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials
Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.
*bump into wall* >_<
*gets pet* :3
*low battery* ;_;
*stick on a ledge* D:
*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c
I loathe how badly I want this.
There’s a lil food delivery robot at uc Berkeley campus that does this and one spontaneously combusted last week and the students had a candlelight vigil on the middle of finals week
keeping your achievements and blessings private is the best way to go about life because the evil eye is real and some people don’t want to hear/see that you’re doing better than them.



